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  • 1 asian4 // Mar 6, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    You know you’re hmong when…
    1. you/your parents owns a propane cooker in the garage.
    2. you crave papaya salad every now and then.
    3. Curry noodle nite is a big deal.
    4. your weekends are booked with cow killing parties.
    5. you know what a hmong knife is…
    6. you have colored hair and you are automatically a gangster.
    7. you try to be something you are not (EX. korean)
    8. you watch hmong dubbed korean, thai, chinese, hindi movies/dramas.
    9. you call everyone an FOB, even though you are one yourself.
    10. you drink three days..two nites at a wedding.
    11. you promise to kill and animal to heal someone.
    12. someone comes to barrow money and you lie that you don’t have any.
    13. your parents say that you don’t love them enough.
    14. your parents say that you came to this country to get an education.
    15. you crave laab.
    16. you watch those corny but cool Hmong Action Movies.
    17. you know how to bring on the Chai Vang.
    18. you have seen atleast one Hmong dubbed Kamen Rider episode/movie.
    19. you have seen your mom walking around the house topless some time duirng your life time.
    20. you have seen your father walking around the house topless some time during your life time.
    21. you go to the Soccor/Volley Ball Tornaments!!
    22. you crave tapioka in a cup with ice.
    23. there are large amounts of watermelons at your family picnics.
    24. there is rice at every meal, and if there isn’t, you feel as if the meal is incomplete.
    25. eating out was a big deal.
    26. a $3,000 car was too expensive.
    27. a bride is $5,000 and up.
    28. you have eaten boiled chicken, sticky rice
    29. the coolest and biggest fish you have ever caught was a carp
    30. You enter the house and trip on a pile of shoes [Yer Xiong (Lafollette High School)]
    31. You don’t use the front door.
    32. you know you’re hmong if you/your family owns more than one Toyota.
    33. your family owns big pots that can fit your baby brother. [31 & 32 Bee Yang (Wisc Stevens Point) wrote]
    34. “i’m african, but my boy is hmong, so that makes him african too and makes me hmong.” Pedro Kialanda (Trinity Christian) wrote.
    35. You think 5’8″ is REALLY tall for a Hmong guy and we all run on “Hmong time” or at least know what that is…Pa Yiar Khang (Wisconsin) wrote.
    36. u kno u hmong if u in this group, Chiey Cha (Wisconsin) wrote.
    37. when you can recognize another hmong person,the mini-van is overstuffed with one too many people, either you or someone you know takes a gazillion of those studio wallet pictures, and when your mother owns a lot of those flower decorated dinner plates, See Her (Wayne State MI) wrote.
    38. When any member of your family is watching TV [the news in particular], and whenever they hear the word HMONG on television, they scream out…”Hmoob os Hmoob os!!! Hmoob nyob ntawm TV os!!! Then the entire family comes running to see what it’s all about, Lue Vang (Wisc Stevens Point) wrote.
    40. when you’re last name is Thao, Xiong, Vang, Yang, Her, Chang, Lee, Lor, Cha, etc…” you know..the 18-some clans, Zong Thao (Lafollette High School) wrote.
    41. You know it’s a hmong house when the curtains are tied and there’s poppy growing out in the front/back yard…and weird swords hanging over the door…or a hundred kids screaming from the inside, KaBao Lee (Wisc Whitewater) wrote.
    42. When you walk into a home and there’s shaman money hanging on each door, when your family goes to a buffet and your mom lies that you’re only 10 when you’re really 14, when you’re mom puts water, rice, and pepper in a bowl, pokes your fingers, toes, head, and neck with a needle, and tells you you’ll be cured now from your illness, you’re remember your mom replaced your earrings with sewing string, and when you eat meals with water in your in you’re rice, Ntxheng-yeng Thao (Wisconsin) wrote.
    43. Your parents compare who has the worst kids, You have a rice cooker and buy 100 lbs. of rice every month, Pa Houa Yang Wisconsin Milwaukee ’08 wrote.

  • 2 Xue // Jun 14, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    when you think your race is better than every body else

  • 3 Xue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    when you eat the part of the cows stomach thats holds the shit

  • 4 Xue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    your vacation is going out to the wilderness with friends to dink and bbq and you will eat what ever you can catch there turtle, frog so on

  • 5 Xue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    when you move to minnisota

  • 6 Xue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    you know you’re mong when the only friend you have are laotian only

  • 7 Xue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    when you hate the great wall of china

  • 8 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    you like aussie sampoo

  • 9 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    you like to dress up gangster style

  • 10 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    when you aways try to rip people off, say i got you for sure, than you run off to minnisota and hide

  • 11 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    when you hate vietnamese people but like all the other asian races

  • 12 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    when you like to use monkey brand all the time

  • 13 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    when you love to shop at wall mart with your family

  • 14 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    when one of your family owns one of those big old school vans for a big road trip

  • 15 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    when you think your larger than life

  • 16 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    when you move around way too much

  • 17 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    when your short and stocky

  • 18 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    when your cocky to every race but laos

  • 19 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    when you hang out with family members way too much and most of your cusin/brother are your best friends

  • 20 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    when you don’t do as well as other asian in school

  • 21 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    when you perfer hard labor work over others cause its easier to get

  • 22 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    you know your hmong when you want to be a auto mechanic when you grow up

  • 23 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    you know your hmong when your talking to a hmong chick you like to pretend that you got alot of money and are doing great

  • 24 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    when you think you can win a one on one fight with any other asian races

  • 25 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    when you have a huge family with a bunch of youngsters running around every where on the streets bare footed

  • 26 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    you know your hmong when you drink every day of the week and bbq for dinner

  • 27 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    when no one knows any thing about your race

  • 28 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    when all you worry about is eating

  • 29 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    when you like the taste of cow tung

  • 30 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    when you have tryed cow eyes before or like to drink cow blood raw in a cup

  • 31 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    you have the pride of a korean but are way, way lower class

  • 32 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    when what ever you eat you got to have beer with it

  • 33 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    when you have too much pride for your own good

  • 34 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    when your the same weight as a mexican

  • 35 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    you know your hmong when you eat every part of the cows body and leave nothing to waste

  • 36 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    when you like to have a beer for breakfest

  • 37 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    when you don’t like to play video games

  • 38 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    when you love to rent moves on the weekends all the time and go home and drink

  • 39 vue // Jun 14, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    you know you’re hmoung when nothing in the world is made in you’re country

  • 40 MsYang // Feb 26, 2009 at 10:08 am

    gosh xue and vue, ur loser overall comments are not even close to being true or funny…thats just both YOUR personal affairs, not having anything to do with ‘stuff hmong people like.’ nice try though.

  • 41 Mr. H // Jun 8, 2009 at 3:13 pm


  • 42 Anonymous // Oct 12, 2009 at 6:44 am

    when you try to claim people or something that isn’t yours like that last name lee or lao food

  • 43 mvang // Jun 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    a hmong family has to have at least one pair of those $1.00 flip flops from thailand that is bought at the asian/hmong store

  • 44 Vubbie // Jun 20, 2010 at 7:08 am

    You know you’re Hmong when you’ve got a straw/hay broom.

  • 45 Vubbie // Jun 20, 2010 at 7:16 am

    You know you’re Hmong when you go grocery shopping (at a popular grocery store) and have to fit an extra trip in to go to a Hmong store because they don’t have all you need for cooking. :)

  • 46 thao // May 12, 2011 at 11:44 am

    you know your hmong when you dad wear slacks with flip flop…

  • 47 thao // May 12, 2011 at 11:45 am

    you know your hmong when your mom cook with the same cow bones with veggie..

  • 48 thao // May 12, 2011 at 11:46 am

    you know your hmong when you are reading this

  • 49 sam // Sep 7, 2014 at 3:33 am

    Why are Hmongs so selfish and seriously live with many people when they have good jobs they dont do much for their kids and parenting skills suck no parent involvement. And they cheat the welfare and medical system, put bank accounts and other accounts in Their children’s names when they ruin their credit. They are about what they can get from who.

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