thai by blood or by heart, you know you’re thai when…
1. you know that thai food exists beyond phad thai, green curry, and tom yum goong. you probably don’t even consider anything served in oversea restaurants “thai” anyhow
2. fuck dollar menus. you know the true value of a dollar (40 baht) and how far it could take you (and your stomach)
3. mama fuels your soul
4. youre mad chill. “mai pen rai”? either you just dont give, or you know exactly how fucked that mofo would be a few minutes from now…
5. nothing beats a hardcore session of back-cracking thai massage when your tired
6. you know what soi dogs are and how terrifying they can be. they own the alley, not you. run
7. you dont consider drinking in dorm rooms, living room, or basement partying.
8. your very long last name or your nickname (in english) tend to amaze people
9. you don’t mind drinking your soda out of a plastic bag
10.you watch lakorn, despite how predictable they are. slap that bitch, slap her.. slap her…
11.you never underestimate the power of a 26 baht sato
12.you bargain. even if its already dirt cheap, you still bargain for the sake of it
13.you love the king.
(and curse all the motherfucking ignorant bastards that dun even kno what the hell theyre saying on youtube)
14.in April, you look forward to songkran – but NOT the heat
15.you look for the 4-round krueng prung on the table. you need your extra dose of chili/sugar/vinegar/fish sauce to spice up your life
16.even though you dont want to admit it, you know that she-boys could put real girls to shame
17. for some reason you know that tigerwoods is part thai
18.you’re sick of people asking you why you’re not dark, how much the red-light special costs, and “thai? thai-wan?”
19. you still ride elepants or kwais over rice patties… NOT
20. you know the capital of thailand aint bangkok. its krungtep. krungtep mahanakorn amornratanakosin mahintaramahadirok noparatrachatani burirom udomrachaniwet mahasatarn umorn vimarn aowatarnsatit. (… or something like that)
21. you know that nobody uses 25 salung or 50 satang coins. theyre useless. nobody wants them – not even the ko tarns….
22. … and it drives you crazy when some random cashier actually asks u for it (“12 baht 50 satang ka”)
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15 responses so far ↓
1 asian4 // Mar 6, 2008 at 3:57 pm
thai by blood or by heart, you know you’re thai when…
1. you know that thai food exists beyond phad thai, green curry, and tom yum goong. you probably don’t even consider anything served in oversea restaurants “thai” anyhow
2. fuck dollar menus. you know the true value of a dollar (40 baht) and how far it could take you (and your stomach)
3. mama fuels your soul
4. youre mad chill. “mai pen rai”? either you just dont give, or you know exactly how fucked that mofo would be a few minutes from now…
5. nothing beats a hardcore session of back-cracking thai massage when your tired
6. you know what soi dogs are and how terrifying they can be. they own the alley, not you. run
7. you dont consider drinking in dorm rooms, living room, or basement partying.
8. your very long last name or your nickname (in english) tend to amaze people
9. you don’t mind drinking your soda out of a plastic bag
10.you watch lakorn, despite how predictable they are. slap that bitch, slap her.. slap her…
11.you never underestimate the power of a 26 baht sato
12.you bargain. even if its already dirt cheap, you still bargain for the sake of it
13.you love the king.
(and curse all the motherfucking ignorant bastards that dun even kno what the hell theyre saying on youtube)
14.in April, you look forward to songkran – but NOT the heat
15.you look for the 4-round krueng prung on the table. you need your extra dose of chili/sugar/vinegar/fish sauce to spice up your life
16.even though you dont want to admit it, you know that she-boys could put real girls to shame
17. for some reason you know that tigerwoods is part thai
18.you’re sick of people asking you why you’re not dark, how much the red-light special costs, and “thai? thai-wan?”
19. you still ride elepants or kwais over rice patties… NOT
20. you know the capital of thailand aint bangkok. its krungtep. krungtep mahanakorn amornratanakosin mahintaramahadirok noparatrachatani burirom udomrachaniwet mahasatarn umorn vimarn aowatarnsatit. (… or something like that)
21. you know that nobody uses 25 salung or 50 satang coins. theyre useless. nobody wants them – not even the ko tarns….
22. … and it drives you crazy when some random cashier actually asks u for it (“12 baht 50 satang ka”)
23. yedddd. one word says it all
24. 555, thats how u laugh
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2 wanischa // Mar 15, 2008 at 3:42 pm
being Thai, The King, Copying… =.=
and over use all those ^^, O.O =.= etc.
get money of farang ^^
3 sundog // Apr 8, 2008 at 6:39 am
25. you look out for a songthail if you need a ride
4 Twinn // Jun 14, 2008 at 11:08 pm
when you know who m.bison,sagat & adon are
5 Twinn // Jun 14, 2008 at 11:12 pm
you like the movie “the beach”
6 Twinn // Jun 14, 2008 at 11:13 pm
you or ur dad drinks tiger brand beer
7 Twinn // Jun 14, 2008 at 11:16 pm
you have a siamese cat or have a ridge back dog
8 Twinn // Jun 14, 2008 at 11:18 pm
you like to eat sweet stuff alot
9 June // Dec 1, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I am currently reading a list of what white people like also
number 11 are Asian Girls.
and everything here is true.
555+
10 pink // Mar 31, 2009 at 11:46 am
thai people loves to smile too ^^
11 Roger // Oct 15, 2009 at 4:57 am
Hahahaha, man I made a group on facebook called “You know you’re from Thailand when….” and I’m surprised at the ammount of attention its gotten.
you want to know what thai people really like?
Souped up 125cc scooters then graduating to 400cc motorbikes.
gu luk kreung woiiiii!!!!
12 Moo Cow // Mar 2, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Stuff Thai People Like:
1.) Beauty Pageants
2.) Rice
3.) Accommodating Transsexuals
4.) Coup d’états
5.) Muay Thai
13 huu // Jul 13, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Chanel Purses that dot the collection, they’re very taste-specific, but I could see some of the more subdued version working quite well with summery white linen or various bright colors for contrast. From Chanel Outlet
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